Pregnant Wife: Can you go ahead and strip the sheets off the guest bed and put them in the washer?— Jame Singular (@FunnyLikeAClown) April 14, 2019
Me: Is 9 at night really a good time to start a load of laundry?
PW: I dunno. Is 9 at night really a good time to start a fight with your pregnant wife?
Me: *does laundry*
girls just overthink to bits like when u get a pregnancy scare then get ur period, u start thinking of the fact that some people still get their periods while their pregnant the panic jus never stops— casey byrne (@caseybyrne9) April 15, 2019
Nobody:— Julie Nguru (@missnguru) April 14, 2019
I assure you not even a single soul:
*feels nauseated *:
Me to google: what are the signs of pregnancy?
Some girls tell me they wanted to party their asses off last night but one of them thought she might be pregnant. So, they had their cabbie stop at a CVS so she could buy a pregnancy test. Everything came back negative so they went ahead and got hammered. #Vegas— LV Cabbie Chronicles (@LVCabChronicles) April 16, 2019
Of all the things that will make you puke repeatedly, pregnancy is the most magical.— Unremarkable Files (@ThatEvansLady) January 29, 2018
no one told me i would be coming home in diapers too— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 20, 2016
By my third, I was showing before the pregnancy test dried.— Mary (@AnniemuMary) September 17, 2018
Yelp review for pregnancy:— Sweatpants Cher(@House_Feminist) April 8, 2017
Took way too long
Super uncomfortable & crowded
Aesthetically just very bad
Other pregnant woman: I like to do yoga and an hour of cardio each day. It helps me appreciate the wonders of what my body is capable of right now— Salty Mermaid (@Jenn_H_Scott) January 24, 2019
Me: I almost suffocated while trying to put my shoes on this morning
Slightly more accurate baby shower card: "Sry you can't drink or fit in pants and your back hurts, but here's a present that's not for you!"— Megan Sayers Chapham (@megansayers) August 24, 2017
*whispers to first-time pregnant lady*— Burning Mom (@MomOnFire) April 15, 2016
"Six years from now you'll be hiding in a closet, scrolling Twitter with dead eyes."
Don't ask a pregnant lady "do you know the sex?" obviously she knows about sex she's pregnant you stupid idiot— Dan Duvall (@lazerdoov) March 5, 2015
Pregnancy is fun. Sometimes we watch him kick and sometimes we argue about the diff. between white and yellow cheddar #pregnantwifeproblems— Christopher Grebe (@IamAustinCG) January 31, 2017
This is the quote I woke up to…— Chris Pendleton (@ChrisnotBritton) April 24, 2015
"Can you turn over and face the other way? Your breath is making me nauseous."#PregnantWifeLife
My husband told me he kind of wants another baby so, you guys, I’m going to go for it, I mean, really, how hard can it be to do a vasectomy?— MamaFizzles (@MamaFizzles) February 6, 2018
Post that you're pregnant on facebook: 88 likes and 31 comments.— Raspberry Jam (@Jenny4ashley) September 7, 2013
Tweet that you're pregnant on twitter: 2 stars and 491 unfollows
Nearly poured myself a glass of that orange juice for breakfast before Bridgette let me know that her OBGYN has her peeing in a jug to test her kidney functions during the pregnancy. pic.twitter.com/nRzRKwEn0O— PICKLEDAD (@Lyricoldrap) April 16, 2019
Woman: Come feel the baby kicking!!— july (@Chosen_Julio) March 15, 2019
Man: Oh wow she really kicking!
The baby: https://t.co/7dCe9Lzwnt