Absolutely no one:
Not a single soul on this Earth:
Not even their mom:
iNfLuEnCeR: “A lot of you have asked about my skin care routine…”
cxcope / Via twitter.com
JESUS CHRIST WAS THE ORIGINAL MILLENNIAL:
-still lived at home with his mom &
stepdad in his 30s
-fermented his own alcohol
-thought he was god’s gift to the
-tried to start a career as an influencer because he had 13 followers
stephenszczerba / Via twitter.com
If you’re an Instagram Influencer who doesn’t have a picture of yourself in a sea of wildflowers, can I even trust your dry shampoo recommendations? SMH.
ConanOBrien / Via twitter.com
mfbenji / Via twitter.com
Peter Parker was the OG influencer bc that bit*h literally sold pictures of himself to pay the bills
LivinMedinaLoca / Via twitter.com
StevieBuckley / Via twitter.com
Not sure how you’re a “life influencer” if all you post is you laughing in coffee shops, but ok, Jen.
YourMomsucksTho / Via twitter.com
If Suzie is a social media influencer with 125,000 followers and Shane is an influencer with 130,000 followers, how many checks do you have your parents write to buy 200,000 fake followers to surpass them both?
iamlaurenp / Via twitter.com
My son is going to Coachella this weekend and if he comes back an influencer I’ll never forgive him
AndyRichter / Via twitter.com
JBell94 / Via twitter.com
Me: Influencer? Like on social media?
Doctor: No. Influenza. Like sick.
geowizzacist / Via twitter.com
lbtreiman / Via twitter.com
How does one become a style influencer, I wonder as I lay on my couch with my blanket up to my nose. I feel like I’d be really good at that.
catcerveny / Via twitter.com
MikeDrucker / Via twitter.com
Interviewer: Would you consider yourself an Influencer?
Me: Yeah, I think so. I was the first kid in my neighborhood to get Guitar Hero. And depression.
bwinfrey / Via twitter.com
mikaylaariel / Via twitter.com
hi i’m an instagram influencer with 5 million followers & I’m here to tell you about a new product that will stop you feeling hungry between meals. it’s called “eating lots of beans”. you will sh*t loads, but in a good way
[picture of me in a sports bra holding a bean]
thejoannagraham / Via twitter.com
witchpuppy / Via twitter.com
I ordered lunch, and then half the room ordered lunch from the same place. I’d like to announce my new career as an influencer.
ashleyn1cole / Via twitter.com