#1 The Way My Wife Opens Things
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#2 My wife hung a nice picture and a small shelf while I was on duty; now my eye is twitching…
#3 My Housemate still hasn’t got rid of his pumpkin from Halloween…
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#4 I lost a loved one today. I’m not sure which one yet, but whoever cuts cheese cake like this is dead to me.
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#5 My roommates toothbrush..
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#7 My wife never finishes a bottle of shampoo or body wash before buying a new kind and leaving the old ones.
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#8 I’m starting a fight with my wife.
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#9 Why I keep a secret tube of toothpaste from my wife and children.
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#10 My roommate and I own only two pots. When he cooks with them, he stores any leftovers from his cooking in the fridge in the pots, instead of putting them in containers.
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#11 What kind of person leaves this in the freezer…
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#12 My side of the room vs. my roommate’s side
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#13 “Flatmate made pasta, then left for a vacation.” (I sort of want to cuddle it.)
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#14 My wife likes to put her food and drinks on electronics.
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#15 My flatmate isn’t the biggest fan of hygiene. This festive potato managed to grow in his cupboard.
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#16 My Wife is a monster.
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#17 Holiday with new boyfriend – he opens bread like this.
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#18 My wife never fully screws the lids back onto anything…
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#19 My wife leaves hair stuck to the shower wall
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