#1 Too cool for bingo night

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#2 6’4 and sick for attention

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#3 This is the equivalent of saying, “I can’t make it” to a party nobody invited you to

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#4 How do you say, “Literally nobody asked” in German?

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#5 Why share this?

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#6 Giving landscape architects who graduated from MSU a bad name

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#7 This person could’ve just not commented

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#8 Could’ve just not commented, the sequel

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#9 The dude who wanted to gloat about his premium diet

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#10 That sounds delightful but hey, what if you just didn’t share it with everyone on Facebook?

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#11 Someone asked their friend if they could stop by to pick up their sweater. This was the response

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#12 Wow, encouragement

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#13 Braggy business owner

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#14 This sure seems like something a disloyal person would feel the need to share

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#15 That last text should’ve been a full sentence shorter

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#16 This attempt at romance that’s just a really gross overshare

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