#1 I’m gonna make this quick — If you think leaving something like this as a tip is acceptable, what the hell is wrong with you?

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#2 Who makes ads like these? I’ll tell you who, the devil. And you know what that devil’s wearing? Some clown shoes, ’cause this ad is foolish.

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#3 Some servers and bartenders rely on tips for their livelihoods. What do you expect them to do with this damn coupon?

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#4 A shrug isn’t going to pay for their rent, Bryce.

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#5 Way to waste the pen’s ink and everyone’s time by making them read this ridiculousness.

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#6 Career Builder? Build some self-respect before you tell other people what to do.

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#7 Leaving a ripped dollar as a “prank” is so damn childish, and now you and the server are down one dollar. Who wins here? NO ONE.

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#8 I get the feeling those five bucks weren’t in your budget either Barbara, so just leave the tip and go.

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#9 If you’re gonna do this, you might as well leave nothing at all, Debra.

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#10 Leaving no tip on Christmas is a new kind of evil.

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#11 That heart is full of poison ’cause there isn’t anything cute about it.

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#12 This is just creepy.

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#13 Oh, you’re gonna drench your dollar? Cool. Cool.

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#14 This doesn’t look like money to me? Hm, weird.

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#15 No one wants to go on a date with you, Ethan. Just leave the tip!!

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#16 What did you expect your waiter to do, whisper?

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In conclusion, every single one of these waiters is worth WAY more than the sh*tty people they had to deal with. I’ll say this once, and I’ll say it loudly: Tip your waiters, and tip them fairly!!

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