#1 Whoever had butter fingers in aisle five.

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#2 Whoever couldn’t accept that they made the trip to the wrong store.

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#3 Whoever did Bed Bath & Beyond dirty like this.

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#4 Whoever thought they had the right to just leave their Fritos wrapper in the pocket of these pants.

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#5 Whoever thought PUMA was a department store.

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#6 Whoever decided to mosey on in a few minutes before closing time.

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#7 Whoever let their child (tornado?) do this.

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#8 Whoever thought they had the right to comment on an employee’s body.

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#9 Whoever just really felt like rubbing it in.

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#10 Whoever assumed no one would notice they replaced their old crappy basketball with a brand new one. Yes, I’m looking at you Stephanie.

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#11 Whoever couldn’t put two and two together.

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#12 Whoever couldn’t take no for an answer.

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#13 Whoever treated this dressing room like they treat their bedroom (AKA like sh*t).

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#14 Whoever opened all of these cat food cans and just left them on the shelf.

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#15 Whoever felt like robbing the store employee wasn’t enough.

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#16 Whoever thought anyone would find this joke funny.

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#17 Makes you wonder if it was the same person who burned off these security tags.

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#18 And… Jake Paul :/

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