#1 “My professor doesn’t believe in laser pointers, so he uses a fishing pole with a foam finger attached.”
kirstenteigg / Via twitter.com
#2 “My girlfriend left a tampon at my apartment and I don’t know where the left one is. Anyone know where I can get a single left tampon to keep a set here for emergencies?”
harambevan / Via twitter.com
#3 A guy spent a month with a ring, taking pictures of it near his girlfriend, before proposing to her. And he finally did!
Edi Okoro / Via facebook.com
#4 “My mom was all cute wearing little hanger earrings, minding her own cute business, then my dad comes into the room…”
TheHungryLazy / Via twitter.com
#5 “So, today at the gym I thought my trainer was flirting with me when he asked for my number and to take a pic of me. Turns out he thinks that I resemble Buzz Lightyear and sent me this.”
embaummy / Via twitter.com
#6 So I found out you can get custom shower curtains made online. I regret nothing.
_MikePossibly_ / Via reddit.com
#7 When all you need is just one letter to make a great joke.
Katsunathescript / Via reddit.com
#8 “Buddy of mine sent me this with a message that says, “Bro, you need this dog.”
mikefromtheclub / Via reddit.com
#9 “Gotta do it the right way.”
batusoydeger / Via reddit.com
#10 “So, how many girls live in this apartment?”
StiiN / Via pikabu.ru
#11 “That moment you realize your daughter is the same size as your Storm Troopers…”
Jimmyhornet / Via reddit.com
#12 “Well. He’s not wrong.”
D0NW0N / Via reddit.com
#13 It’s hard to remain serious when texting.
Merelin2012 / Via pikabu.ru, brightside.me
#14 How men want be treated when their boys aren’t around:
pls_stfu / Via twitter.com
#15 This is the most honest reaction to when the wedding bouquet is thrown during the wedding and anyone’s girlfriend might catch it.
kit_nam / Via twitter.com
#16 “Asked my boyfriend to wait for me in the car. It took me longer than I expected. This is what happened!”
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