#1 This elegant insult using a single microscope emoji:

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#2 This tweet that wiped Wyoming off the map:

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#3 This casual atom bomb from a passing teenager:

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#4 This insult from a shocking post about men failing to wash their hands:

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#5 This string of words that would make a vampire cry, if they existed:

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#6 This violently cartoony response:

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#7 This metaphorical one-hit K.O.:

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#8 This odd but apt description:

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#9 This simple but destructive line:

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#10 This poetic response to dick pics:

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#11 This insult that can only come from a sibling:

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#12 This total roast of a lizard:

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#13 This post-breakup own:

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#14 This explanation on an interesting art history post:

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#15 This incredible commitment to the insult:

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#16 This comment that goes way beyond “hey, 2003 called…”:

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#17 This REAL insult that only a best friend could deliver:

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#18 And finally, this response to anyone who tries to bring you down:

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