#1 First, spiders have a right to be mad this time of year:
me: *hits spider web down with broom*— ugly & sad (@SpookyGothLoser) October 5, 2019
me: *puts up fake spider web decorations for Halloween*
#2 While this dog enjoyed a Halloween-themed birthday party:
La mama de Pancho cumplio años y se lo festejaron con tematica halloween pic.twitter.com/XjQeklS89h— Florence (@Florenceee) October 9, 2019
#3 This Star Wars tweet was hilariously real:
Death Star II: *explodes*— Jim does a Star War but Spooky (@ObsKenobs) October 10, 2019
Spirit Halloween: *opens a shop in the wreckage*
#4 And this response to it was
#5 This guy had a sobering realization:
was thinking about what i wanted to be for halloween but realized i’m already a monster.— Justin H. Min (@justinhmin) October 10, 2019
#6 And this girl threw some shade at her BF:
for halloween ima dress up as his car so maybe then he’ll show me off— dani (@_daniellerazo_) October 9, 2019
#7 This dad had a fair question about Halloween candy:
Wife: how do we explain Halloween to the kids?— Oops!…I Dad It Again (@NewDadNotes) October 5, 2019
Me: they put on a mask and ask strangers for candy.
Wife: but we said NEVER accept candy from strangers.
Me: we’ll tell them one day a year it’s ok.
Me: it’s like the Purge but for Children.
#8 While this Halloween candy ranking was very accurate:
Ranking the best Halloween candy:— Iowa Chill (@IowaChill) October 8, 2019
3. Sour patch kids
5. Milky Way
6. Kit Kat
10. Babe Ruth
99. Clorox Bleach
176. Candy corn
#9 This dad was #FamilyCostumeGoals:
I’d be this extra on Halloween with my kids pic.twitter.com/xyVrJc772Z— Will Barfield (@Wills__Way) October 8, 2019
#10 And this mom’s DIY decoration was *Chef’s Kiss*:
my mom is decorating the outside of our house for halloween & she put this out i'm fu*king SCREAMING pic.twitter.com/EG2QsdjRIn— sammie (@cobwebkitten) October 10, 2019
#11 While this guy made the mistake of discussing costumes with the internet:
I asked the Internet what I should be for Halloween…— Jack “CouRage” Dunlop (@CouRageJD) October 7, 2019
"Skinny" was the top reply.
I've officially decided I'm no longer going on the Internet.
#12 This dad made the mistake of discussing costumes with his 7-year-old:
7-year-old: I want to be you for Halloween.— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 7, 2019
Me: How would you dress?
7: I'd just look tired all the time.
We'd be twins.
#13 This college student knew an easy way to get a scare this time of year:
Yeah I get Halloween is coming up but why would you pay $28 to go to a haunted house when you can log into Canvas and get scared for free?— Nicholas Tom (@natom06) October 7, 2019
#14 And, speaking of college…RIP frats:
Someone in my sisters dorm decorated their door for Halloween AND IM SCREAMING pic.twitter.com/nKDlouAWMT— Bailey (@baileyfeick) October 7, 2019
#15 While these Spongebob fans have already won Halloween:
They won Halloween already pic.twitter.com/YIDez73KbU— mAx (@shortshitmax) October 7, 2019
#16 These kids’ Transformers costumes came pretty close, though:
Nothing you ever do for Halloween will top this pic.twitter.com/UOmEkfmMkp— The Unexplained (@Unexplained) October 4, 2019
#17 This guy brought the festivities down a bit:
what do i want to be for halloween? loved.— JJ Amaro (@iamlittlejj) October 9, 2019
#18 And, uh, this girl was having a bit of a dry streak too:
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#19 These dogs found the perfect costumes:
Halloween is coming… pic.twitter.com/rPnw5JuxlE— Woof Woof (@WoofWoof_TV) October 9, 2019
#20 This girl had an important reminder of who NOT to dress up like:
halloween is coming up, don’t dress up like a native, or we’ll pic.twitter.com/FuGPkTau4z— neevie (@_neevie_) October 8, 2019
Lastly, people dug this guy’s Halloween Netflix list (so go watch a scary movie and enjoy the holiday!):
Halloween Netflix List:— Navi (@playboinavi) October 6, 2019
• Before I Wake
• Would You Rather
• Truth Or Dare
• The Conjuring
• The Open House
• The Purge
• Paranormal Activity
• Monsters House
• Cabin In The Woods