In 8th grade I broke up with my boyfriend at a middle school dance & requested they play Single Ladies as a power move but he ended up dating my cousin 3 weeks later all through high school and college & I just got an invite to their wedding so guess who won that one!!!!!
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being single is like… it’s just you and your bottle of water
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To all the boys I didn’t really like but then realized they liked me so I started liking them and then they stopped liking me so it made me like them more.
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I took an Uber alone at 2am and when I got out my Uber driver was like “have fun, get that di*k!” and I said “hell yes thank you!!” because I didn’t have the heart to tell her I was being dropped at my moms house cause we have to wake up early to celebrate my dogs birthday
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There’s plenty of fish in the sea but you know what else there is? Trash. There is a lot of trash in the sea.
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I just remembered a first date where I said, “I’m going to be so sad when Julie Andrews dies,” to which my date responded, “Yeah you said that already.”
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Princess Fiona really sacrificed her beauty to be an OGRE with Shrek… all men do is TAKE omg i’m staying single forever i just deleted tinder
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Single at 23: “I have to go out and meet someone!”
Single at 29: “If it’s meant to be the right person will find me in my home.”
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Dating as an adult is hard because even when you do meet somebody you like there are very few opportunities to engineer a situation so that you’re cast opposite one another in a school play.
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telling people you’re single:
• “you’ll find someone”
• “have you tried tinder”

saying “many have tried to date me and all have failed”:
• mystical
• empowering
• sword-in-the-stone vibes
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Can’t believe I just have to keep dating until someone likes me back or I die
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Being single sometimes is a blessing , I bought 10kg of rice in 2005 and it just finished today
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Being single is the best. So much time to do what you want. Think and reflect. Stare into the void and try to remember what touch felt like.
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What’s it called when ur roommate is single and then within a year she is married and you are living with her and her husband and also it has happened to me twice
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Guess I’m dying soon lol
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