Every time I see a girl in her early 20′s cry over a guy who is older and exponentially worse looking than her and probably doesn’t own bedsheets who won’t commit I’m like wow straight women need to unionize and demand better conditions
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My friends coined a word: hepeated. For when a woman suggests an idea and it’s ignored, but then a guy says same thing and everyone loves it
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Y’all remember in elementary school when we sent the boys to Jupiter to get more stupider… well they’re back and it worked
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Men who get mad when male superheroes are rebooted as women are called Thor losers. Thank you.
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EVERY WOMAN IN MY LIFE: juggling 3 jobs, does yoga, cooks, goes to therapy, remembers everyone’s birthday

THEIR BOYFRIENDS: once almost made a dinner reservation but turns out the place was closed
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lana del rey just killed more men with the eight words “your poetry’s bad and you blame the news” than a physical weapon ever could
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men b like “all i said was women don’t deserve rights why are u mad at me”
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All broke dudes secretly want to do comedy and all rich dudes secretly want to be president. there is exactly one man who is safe to date and if he finds or loses $5 it’s all over
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How is it possible that so few men are in therapy when every single man i’ve ever met should 100% be in therapy
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