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What I really want is a Hallmark movie where a woman learns the true meaning of Christmas while she hunts a serial killer.— Dammit Erin (@DammitErin) December 2, 2019
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3yo: dad I want to make a gingerbread man!— WTFDAD (@daddydoubts) December 9, 2019
3yo: and then I’ll eat him!
3yo: then I‘ll eat a real man!
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[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy— myrrhman5 (@murrman5) October 1, 2019
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
Final exams are the true nightmare before Christmas— College Student (@ColIegeStudent) December 8, 2019
[to the tune of "santa baby"]— merry christmoose(@tiemoose) December 5, 2019
make some serotonin for me
"Oh Christmas Shibe oh Christmas Shibe" pic.twitter.com/XmQrMQ0TyE— Dogs are the best people (@_TheBestDogs) December 7, 2019
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boss: you know what’s weird— m@thew (@TweetPotato314) November 29, 2019
me: how the flintsones celebrate Christmas even tho they live in 10,000 b.c?
boss: how the flin— yes exactly
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there’s a Friday the 13th in December…— kourtney (@__specialkay__) September 17, 2019
…A nightmare before Christmas, you might say
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me coming back from christmas break in 2nd grade ready to tell the rich kids santa klaus is fake cus i didn’t get a playstation pic.twitter.com/QzbYG7K7cP— jabucchi giovanotto-bianco (@jaboukie) November 29, 2019