If the behavior of people waiting for Costco samples is any indication we’re all doomed during an apocalypse.
bigmacher / Via twitter.com
Costco Samples Worker: Only take one, sir.
Me: *Mouth full of Ritz and cream cheese* Itch subose to come en bulk
AdamBroud / Via twitter.com
Paying for a boxing gym seems crazy to me–if you want to learn how to fight, just grab the last free pizza bagel sample at Costco.
ConanOBrien / Via twitter.com
Costco samples are like a secular potluck where you don’t have to bring anything.
ChrchCurmudgeon / Via twitter.com
What if I said I wanted it all, right now, with you?
Costco worker: Ma’am, please save some cheese samples for other shoppers.
GingerHotDish / Via twitter.com
I wonder what free samples Costco has laid out for my dinner tonight.
occupied_stall / Via twitter.com
syd_naynay / Via twitter.com
I wish someone looked. at me the way some folks look at those Costco samples
osoplain / Via twitter.com
I know you’re not supposed to hug the old lady giving out samples at Costco, but the sausage she gave me had cheese inside. Cheese.In.Side.
Cheeseboy22 / Via twitter.com
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You could’ve been anything and you chose to be the guy taking three samples from the same booth at Costco
GawdOffalTweets / Via twitter.com
Dating is like trying samples at Costco. It’s an easy way to get a free meal while you pretend to be interested in what the other person is saying then promising to see them again and never coming back.
ImMelanieGibson / Via twitter.com
I feel ripped off when the only samples on offer at Costco are granola bars. We know what granola tastes like, Karen!
ThatMummyLife / Via twitter.com
Costco pushing samples of the hard stuffpic.twitter.com/QEVsO1GzkW— Ben Thompson (@benthompson) February 3, 2018
Me and the free samples at Costco pic.twitter.com/BOPcTDyKZz— boo boo the fool (@holden_a_fork) November 1, 2019
Waiting on Costco samples is serious business pic.twitter.com/RzkuHwKaLS— Timothy DeLaGhetto (@TimothyDeLaG) June 23, 2019
When the samples tray gets set out at Costco…pic.twitter.com/zKU1Tnad2T— Travis Akers (@travisakers) September 7, 2019
me running around costco trying all the samples pic.twitter.com/ZG4q272RMq— Cupid’s Nut (@damn_lui) August 23, 2019
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