WHY WON'T THOSE FOOTBALL PLAYERS LISTEN TO THE EXCELLENT ADVICE MY HUSBAND IS SCREAMING AT THEM?— JPo (@Peauxtassium) September 9, 2018
[My Wedding]— Shark Jelly (@SharkJelly) September 5, 2015
Me: I do
Me: Or do I?
"Anybody here named Jeff?"— mtobey (@mtobey) January 21, 2016
This is what every single day of 2020 has felt like. pic.twitter.com/Pz3x3CI2OA— Lys (@WhimsyDesigns) May 6, 2020
not sure what I'm supposed to do with this information pic.twitter.com/zsdRtWfa4t— esos son reebok o son nike (@coolado_) September 10, 2017
BELLE: There goes the baker with his tray like always— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) June 16, 2017
BAKER: well there goes Belle, singing her DAILY MEAN SONG about us
Nobody talks about Jesus' miracle of having 12 close friends in his 30s— LEGO Joseph Smith (@Mormonger) March 18, 2018
This is it it’s the best TikTok pic.twitter.com/NYg5IaaVqX— Loey (@Loeybug) December 18, 2019
Welcome, weary traveler, to my SHOP. How may I assist you?— cam(pbell) (@soy_person) January 25, 2018
> SELL pic.twitter.com/gRG10G2NQ3
I’m dying pic.twitter.com/fKdGP0eOxa— TODD SPENCE (@Todd_Spence) May 15, 2020
when you see something funny but you’re supposed to be offline pic.twitter.com/H83LmCS3Dm— ivan (@madetomeasvre) April 8, 2018
*on Ellen*— rav (@Doughbvy) May 8, 2018
ELLEN: so i hear u tweet about wanting to die
ME: haha yeah, i do
*Death comes out, creeps up behind me*
ME: omg ellen you didnt
This video cassette I found at my grandmas house still makes me laugh so much pic.twitter.com/1c0M9Ag6IV— Hamish Steele (@hamishsteele) February 7, 2018
this guy in Grease is supposed to be a teenager pic.twitter.com/1aVd42XT0s— Achilles Stamatelaky (@astamate) May 24, 2020
"The bond's Name. James Name"— Sean Leahy (@thepunningman) December 2, 2014
Pleased to… what?
"Bond Name's the james"
Are you alright?
"Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance"
My coworkers in an open-concept office every four minutes pic.twitter.com/OV7VuW4ZbA— Tom Bellino (@tombellino) June 14, 2019
So today I was lookin at a girl bcuz she had a piece of lettuce in her hair & she looks at me and said "I have a boyfriend" ok lettuce head— Benton.com (@Bentono10) September 14, 2016
it’s 90 degrees out. this is your moment, my guy. if not now, when ? pic.twitter.com/4jZ0ndrxov— kevin shark (@boynamedshark) June 18, 2018
the perfect video doesn’t exi- pic.twitter.com/VCB1JQhj77— rae paoletta (@PAYOLETTER) June 29, 2019
Someones gotta pay the rent pic.twitter.com/fOGQ9dYQou— ken (@kenleyshelbie) August 13, 2019