What was it like to watch Titanic with your parents?
I was around 14 when I first watched Titanic. My mum was there.
What are the best examples of people “gaming the system”?
The best examples of people who have gamed the system.
What are some great “When I was your age” statements?
The look on my face was of a wet clueless dog! :(
What are the strangest ways people have become famous?
James Harrison aka Man with the Golden Arm.
How do you know if you have become an adult?
When you look in the mirror and see your dad looking back at you!
What Is Universally Hated?
Those hated in modern society.
What are some of the best comebacks to a teacher?
The best comebacks to a teacher.
How do I get over my low tolerance of stupid people?
Realize that there are many, many people far smarter than you that view you as stupid.
What are the top ten things I should experience in life?
Learn how to survive in this world.
What are some interesting things that happened to you during an interview?
Tell me about yourself.
What are some of the wittiest pieces of sarcasm?
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.