Bullshit, there's a ketchup stain on his forehead ..
Would you rather wake up to this or a CRYING BABY!!
Durex Condoms: We are really sorry for this!
We will never fully understand them.
I want to leave my job...
This man looks like science.
Mums, we don’t deserve them, and they deserve everything.
Dating is like a roller coaster. Sometimes it's fun, sometimes it's awkward, but you never know how it'll go until you try.
The rich man.
There's Scottish drunk people.
If a guy wants me to wear less makeup all he gotta do is ask and imma say no.
Get you a BFF who will go above and beyond like this.
Always check before you press send.
My only goal when getting ready to go out in public is to make sure a teenager doesn’t take a discreet picture of my outfit and meme me.