My only goal when getting ready to go out in public is to make sure a teenager doesn’t take a discreet picture of my outfit and meme me.
Canada here. Need us to burn down the White House again?
Oh the irony that Donald Trump and Paul Ryan have no Plan B.
You know you’re getting old when your back goes out more than you do.
26 yrs - wait
27 yrs - oh god
28 yrs - please make it stop
Never realized how cavernous the human vagina can be until I couldn’t get my diva cup out for three hours.
Dating a beautiful woman is an incredible experience.
British have free universal healthcare, praised as the best in the world, while we remain the only developed country that doesn't.
It’s an absolute gold-mine.
If a woman tells me she just wants be friends I say ok but I get to be Rachel.
I'm at home 24/7.
The timeless tale of a teenage girl falling in love with a buffalo.
No, I do not want to put in money for Susan’s birthday gift.
It’s been a real journey.
You love your S.O. and they’re your whole world but that doesn’t mean they’re not annoying as fuck.
When you had set 20 alarms, but didn’t hear any of them.