"God creating humidity: 'What if sometimes, instead of rain, the air was just... wet?'"

"And I oop!" — VSCO girls everywhere.

It ain't so bad!

"How do people major in mathematics? Don't you love yourself?"

We truly don't deserve them.

"Houseplants be like, 'Due to personal reasons, I will be passing away...'"

WEIRD NEWS

Dining smart at the Happiest Place on Earth.

They can't all be winners.

"I can now add, 'Yelled at by two priests at once,' to my list of accomplishments."

"That ownership of the TV remote is a matter of life or death."

Behind every cat's adorable face is an even more adorable jerk.

ME TOO.

Featuring a bunch of angry dads.

"being single is like… it’s just you and your bottle of water"

"If you ever feel ignored, just remember that Mary Kate and Ashley have another sister named Elizabeth."