There is no pain on Earth quite like a netball hitting your finger on a cold winter day.

Why do Australians lose their minds over fairy bread? It's literally just butter and sprinkles on bread please tell me the wow factor.

“Let’s just get a roast chook and some rolls.” — Ancient Australian proverb.

I wish I could stop naming Bruce Willis films. I guess old habits... Pulp Fiction.

Highlight: they ate the cheese platter and it was beautiful.

All I do is say 'no worries' and worry about things.

They're not all angry. Just most of them.

One second you're telling jokes and hi-fiving, the next you're married with three kids and can't pay rent.

They're mostly about Simone touching Matty J's peen.

Australian: OI MUM GIVE US A FUCKIN CLANGER.

The old Taylor is dead, and so am I.

Here are some of the best.

"Boys are temporary but pizza is for life" - every Forever 21 shirt, probably.

If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blankets back to your side.

Food is love. Food is life.

Cave jokes are coming.