In 2009, snipers were deployed in Australia to protect a colony of little penguins from predators.

Australia was inhabited by indigenous people for about 65,000 years before the British came.

It's official, 'blue bastard' is our own new fish.

Because they are considered a risk to agriculture and native flora and fauna.

It's no 'Untouched' by The Veronicas — me as a music critic reviewing whatever.

"Australian humour: Do you think EB Games is having a sale?"

Needless to say, when foreigners come into contact with all this nonsense it can be a bit of a head-scratcher.

There is no pain on Earth quite like a netball hitting your finger on a cold winter day.

Why do Australians lose their minds over fairy bread? It's literally just butter and sprinkles on bread please tell me the wow factor.

“Let’s just get a roast chook and some rolls.” — Ancient Australian proverb.

I wish I could stop naming Bruce Willis films. I guess old habits... Pulp Fiction.

Highlight: they ate the cheese platter and it was beautiful.

All I do is say 'no worries' and worry about things.

They're not all angry. Just most of them.

One second you're telling jokes and hi-fiving, the next you're married with three kids and can't pay rent.

They're mostly about Simone touching Matty J's peen.