Needless to say, when foreigners come into contact with all this nonsense it can be a bit of a head-scratcher.

There is no pain on Earth quite like a netball hitting your finger on a cold winter day.

Why do Australians lose their minds over fairy bread? It's literally just butter and sprinkles on bread please tell me the wow factor.

“Let’s just get a roast chook and some rolls.” — Ancient Australian proverb.

I wish I could stop naming Bruce Willis films. I guess old habits... Pulp Fiction.

Highlight: they ate the cheese platter and it was beautiful.

All I do is say 'no worries' and worry about things.

They're not all angry. Just most of them.

One second you're telling jokes and hi-fiving, the next you're married with three kids and can't pay rent.

They're mostly about Simone touching Matty J's peen.

Australian: OI MUM GIVE US A FUCKIN CLANGER.

The old Taylor is dead, and so am I.

Here are some of the best.

"Boys are temporary but pizza is for life" - every Forever 21 shirt, probably.

If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blankets back to your side.

Food is love. Food is life.