2020 was a hard year to be a parent.
My mom found my Twitter and is making me apologize for all the swears I'm sorry everyone.
Three trimesters worth of real.
“Excuse me, please, do you have to put on your tattoos by yourself every day or does your mom help you?”
Good thing a parent's love is unconditional...
No one cuts to the bone better than a child.
"She ripped the head off one of her dolls and put it in a box. I asked her why she did that, and she said, 'Practicing.'"
Very cute, much dumb.
It’s no secret that kids are a great combo of never-ending energy, naughtiness, and mischief.
Parents Share Ridiculous Tantrums Their Kids Have Thrown, And We Wonder How They Keep It All Together
Children are like creatures from a completely different universe with their own weird sets of rules.
My daughter just asked me if the word encyclopedia comes from the word Wikipedia.
No question being a parent is a hard and tiring adventure, but now and again you are rewarded with a comedic payoff so delightful you just have to share it with the internet.
They're brilliant tbh.
Still don't understand how people my age have children. I am children.
Dear Santa, I think you should be fired from your job because you skipped my house...
These dads are in rare form.