These will go down in history.
I feel so lonely now.
I'm disappointed but not surprised.
"being single is like… it’s just you and your bottle of water"
My ex: "I want you back." Me: "My mom said no."
"And for my next trick, I'll give him an 18th chance to prove his love for me."
"He locked my hand on his butt and loudly farted. We’ve been married for 13 years now."
"Dating guys in their 20s is an unpaid internship"
"Imagine you fall in love with someone and they love you back. LOL."
So you're not gonna reply to me for almost a year, but send me a song lmao aight.
"Noah fence, but..."
Not being faithful.
Dating guys in their 20s is an unpaid internship.
I wish my skin was as clear as the fact that I'm going to be single for the rest of my life.
Keep an eye out for these.
Can't believe I just have to keep dating until someone likes me back or I die.