This will make you feel better about yourself.
HOW DARE YOU RUIN CRACKER BARREL FOR ME!!!
I wasn't just one more girl: there were four of us.
I wanted the floor to swallow me up.
Let's save some $$$.
In case your bank account hasn't recovered from Christmas yet.
One time a guy ordered hot chocolate and I asked "still or sparkling?"
You're not old, you're seasoned.
My cat farts like a grown man.
Sometimes TV shows get things wrong.