The average married couple has sex 68.5 times a year, which is slightly more than once a week.
Hitler married Eva Braun less than 40 hours before they died.
"I've been married for about 45 pounds."
A perfect marriage is when a couple overcomes difficulties but still manages to stay together.
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I want my wedding catered by the Costco sample people.
First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes gigabytes and gigabytes of hilarious memes.
I'm writing a love poem called 'Put the Dishes in the Dishwasher, But Not Like That.
Pretty subdued. we had a few drinks and just left.