Sweden pays students US$187 per month to attend high school.
Me on a date: Did you know that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell?
"This won't fly in college" — every high school teacher ever.
Please don't talk to me, please don't talk to me.
"An 8 a.m. class in high school is completely different from an 8 a.m. in college."
"tHiS wOnT fLy In ColLeGe."
"First day of school" you tweet as you roll over in bed and skip your first class.
The ACTUAL important stuff.
This one time in high school...
"Still bragging about high school basketball games from ten years ago."
College profs: what up I'm Josh and class is cancelled cuz I'm tired.
We were only friends with some people because we saw them five days a week.
Group projects don't teach you how to work together, they teach you how to work with morons.
College profs: What up I'm Josh and class is cancelled cuz I'm tired.
They’re first place in our hearts.
Anyone with the patience to teach these kids is the real MVP.