"What are you getting me for Christmas?"
"Final exams are the true nightmare before Christmas."
'Tis the season!
Ho, ho, oh NO.
Please don't talk to me, please don't talk to me.
I am an adult, but also I need my mommy at all times.
"Halloween is the best because it's the one day my kids go around demanding snacks from everyone else."
Dear Santa, I think you should be fired from your job because you skipped my house...
The Grinch who stole thiccness.
This isn't your grandma's Christmas tree.
'Tis the season things get sh*tty.
Enjoying Christmas ain't easy.
Yes, people everywhere are finding new creative ways to deck their halls with DIY Christmas trees and we can't get enough.
This Christmas is going to be fun!
If you like Christmas so much why don't you merry it.
The twelve days of Christmas is completely unrealistic there is no way that you’re still accepting gifts from someone after four days of birds.