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I wish I could stop naming Bruce Willis films. I guess old habits... Pulp Fiction.
25 Jokes That Are Way Too Real For Women
I'll rest my bitch face when I'm dead.
26 Jokes You Should Send To Your Sister Immediately
I couldn't afford a present this year, so I got you this box.
20 Hilarious Tweets That Ain’t Exactly Intellectual
You can roll your eyes after you stop laughing.
20 Jokes That’ll Make Single People Laugh And Then Immediately Think, “I’m Lonely AF”
Just dropped my new single! It’s me, I’m single!
27 Funny Tweets To Make Britain Laugh Because That’s All We’ve Got Left
Amusing strangers on the internet, we are forever in your debt.
Everybody Is Making The Same “Twilight” Joke About The Eclipse
I'm not ready for the eclipse...I haven't even seen New Moon!
18 Jokes You’ll Only Get If You Love Sleep But Never Get Enough Of It
*tries to get eight hours sleep in three hours*
24 Jokes That I Promise Will Make You Laugh
Ignore the world on fire and just laugh.
20 Hilarious Posts About Jon And Dany On This Week’s “Game Of Thrones”
Cave jokes are coming.
18 Jokes With Punchlines That’ll Surprise The Fuck Out Of You
Whichever direction you think these tweets are going, they aren't.
30 Tweets So Funny You’ll Almost Forget About 2017
You needed this. Trust us.
24 Hilarious Jokes That Will Instantly Make Your Day Better
Can't believe how different booty calling and butt dialing are.
36 Genius Tweets From 2017 That Broke The 50k Retweet Barrier
These people weren't looking for numbers, but numbers found them anyway.
18 Jokes Anyone Who Loves Carbs Will Relate To
So they won't show sex on TV but showing a hot pizza slice slowly being lifted up is just fine.
18 Tweets That’ll Make You Think Hard And Laugh Even Harder
Beware diet advice that recommends "eating light," for that is most certainly the way you become a black hole