I really love myself sometimes.
'I hope you're staying positive and testing negative' is hilarious and also sad that a year ago this would have meant something totally different.
And you wonder why I fu*ked ur cousin.
"You deserve two boyfriends."
Ikea = What.
I would eat with the onion ring crab too.
Here are some of the best.
Here are some of the best. (so far)
"What's up baby non-binary adult?"
"Are you Ed Sheeran — because I'm in love with the shape of you?"
"I will never forget the time I was at a party and we were playing truth or dare and someone dared me to go home."
"I can't sleep." "I can. Goodnight."
The "other messages" folder is best kept closed.
Maybe think before you text?
We live in the modern age.
A friendly reminder to be good to each other.