The floor has been fed dinner. Oops, I meant the toddler!
My mom's favorite thing to do is not doing work.
I'm kind of a big deal...to my kids.
Toddler Tech Support: "Did you try throwing it and crying?"
Jimmy Fallon is asking people to tweet out something weird, funny, or embarrassing that their moms have said by using the hashtag #MomQuotes.
Mum: I am here for you.
“I wasn’t born yesterday” — Lying newborn baby.