"In Celebrity The Chase the chasers goal is literally to stop dying kids getting charity money."
"Mad how dogs can swim way no lessons."
The finest, most batshit city in Scotland really outdid itself this year.
You say Snapchat, I say speedwank.
She tagged him in a dog video, defo means she's shagging him.
Shame ye cannae contour yer horrible personality
No one understands food better.
You got drunk in fields, actually enjoyed school trips, and your pals were the best.
There's Scottish drunk people.
Ave been snapchatting this goth and she phones me before bed time to tell me scary stories haha.