I don't blame 'em.
If you weren't in a complicated relationship at some point, did you even have Facebook?
"What if Mike were short for Micycle?"
I don't know who needs to hear this, but empty the lint trap in your clothes dryer.
What a time to be alive.
You're living, you occupy space, and you have mass. You know what that means? You matter.
Random guy asked for my number at Wingstop. I gave him yours, Mom.
These stories are unverified, yet entertaining nonetheless.
Thank goodness Tumblr is free.
Some of y'all didn't read Sarah Dessen books growing up and it shows.
I was so lazy I slept for dinner.
How come teenagers in movies never have any homework?
Can't believe I just have to keep dating until someone likes me back or I die.
Honestly, maybe people under 25.