"Are you Ed Sheeran — because I'm in love with the shape of you?"
"Hey, I'm probably gonna be a little late because of who I am as a person."
Good morning, neighbor! Lovely day we’re having.
Dear brothers, put the phone down.
Some people really have no shame.
If drunk, don't drive and don't send texts.
It’s very difficult to say goodbye to text messaging because so many funny and amusing things go on there!
"I can't sleep." "I can. Goodnight."
"Noah fence, but..."
Are text messages eligible for the Pulitzer Prize?
Maybe think before you text?
Autocorrect is not your friend.
Do you have an ugly boyfriend?
Online dating is the worst.
Can y'all calm down a bit?
Always the best.