"If I ever did drugs I'd definitely do Trader Joe's peppermint Joe-Joes."
"Name one mental health professional that could teach me as much about emotional intimacy as a Trader Joe’s cashier."
Moral of the story: Put Cookie Butter on everything.
Get in loser, we're going to TJ's.
A list of people who need to calm down - everyone in the Trader Joes parking lot.