I'm driving halfway across the country to go to a specific zoo that sells the good dipping dots y'all want some?
When I am a grandparent, I shall only be referred to as salami.
Thanks to Tumblr I now know which member of the Fellowship of the Ring I should fistfight.
At least we still have memes.
Do I look like I know what a JPEG is?
♫ "All the Pringle ladies / Get their hands stuck." ♫
Don’t u try and lie to me and say u don’t like one of your pillows more than the others
We've come a long way.
Girls are so pretty I'm stressed.
So what are you gonna do this summer?
Forget the friendzone, tell him he’s the son you’ve always wanted.
If a woman tells me she just wants be friends I say ok but I get to be Rachel.
*upside down in my desk chair* do you think stars have feelings?
Me: that baby’s skin is so soft? what’s their routine I wonder
“Makeup is false advertising!” Oh that’s funny, because I’m not a product and I’m not trying to sell myself to you.