My mom is weird!!!
Social anxiety is basically Conspiracy Theories about yourself.
One of the best feelings in the world is having a 1 hour dream in a 10 minute nap.
A child is the most expensive thing you can get for free.
Intelligent minds presume their own ignorance. Ignorant minds presume their own intelligence.
Many people have some of their smartest and most creative ideas in the shower, as well as some of their most profoundly philosophical thoughts.