That play-doh one hurt my soul.
Hey, I finished the project, didn’t I?!
These are devastating!
This is...deeply upsetting.
These people are having a really bad day, and it's sure to be worse than yours!
Say it with me: it could be worse.
Fear not though.
Just a helpful reminder that you're doing OK.
People who literally have no luck at all.
Life can’t consist only of good things.
That's... not ideal.
These people are having a really bad day.
This too shall pass...in about nine months.
It can always be way, way worse.
There is some comfort to be found in the knowledge that someone, somewhere has it even worse than you.
I was begging for a quick death.