1.
Kids just want to be grown-ups, but all grown-ups want are snacks and naps.
ramblinma
2.
Why the fu*k would u wanna go big when u can go home
sadgirlkms
3.
Being an adult is like losing your mom in a department store for years and years until you die.
Stellacopter
4.
How to be an adult:
Make lists
Complain about being tired
Never complete lists
I am so tired
TechnicallyRon
5.
I don’t understand people who do things on weekends. You just did things all week. What’s next, more things?? That’s how they get you
KevinFarzad
6.
Nobody talks about Jesus’ miracle of having 12 close friends in his 30s
Mormonger
7.
Adult friendship is lots of cancelled plans and missed calls and missed phone dates and then really intense quick catch ups with life changing news that we laugh about and then text right after “I love you”
durgapolashi
8.
The irony of finally being old enough to do whatever you want when you’re “grown-up” is that you’re too tired to want to do any of it.
Six_Pack_Mom
9.
Adulthood means just sitting in your car in the driveway because you’re too tired to get out
Sally__Thorne
10.
I’ve found that 90% of my happiness in any situation depends on whether I have the option to sit down.
amydillon
11.
You become an adult when you open a carton of eggs to check it before buying.
1followernodad
12.
[when a program says it contains mature themes]
yes. This is good. I relish in the thrill of such themes
[afterwards]
I was wrong
parsfarce
13.
Adulthood is just clicking this button everyday until you eventually die
britrbennett
14.
The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
Jaimelynne7786
15.
Me as a kid: I can’t wait until I’m an adult and I can make my own decisions
Me as an adult: Okay but wtf am I supposed to be doing
GeorgeResch
16.
Adulthood is eating the bruised part of the banana because you spent money and this is your goddamn banana.
jamespianka
17.
Adolescence versus adulthood.
text_quest
18.
Being an adult in 2018 means googling all unknown phone numbers that call you instead of just answering the phone.
SillySassySmart
19.
I used to think that adulthood was one crisis after another.
I was wrong.
as it turns out, adulthood is multiple crises, concurrently, all the time, forever
jesssxb
20.
I’ve spent my whole adult life chasing the high of a scholastic book fair
Merman_Melville
21.
I think the most exciting thing about being an adult is never knowing what part of your body is going to hurt the next day.
AbbyHasIssues
22.
I get so mad when people ask what i’m gonna do on my day off!!!! bitch i’m gonna recover from all my days on
pants_leg
23.
Being an adult is 90% worrying about money and 10% spending money you don’t have on treats because you’ve worried a lot this week.
TechnicallyRon
24.
Being an adult is having the “we have food at home” talk with yourself.
selinamarie113
25.
Adulthood is wanting to cry for 4 days straight but not having the time
trvpism
26.
I’m an adult but more like an adult cat… Like someone should probably take care of me but I can also sorta make it on my own.
Daddyissues__