Why on earth would any man ever see me without clothes?

Do I look like I know what a JPEG is?

For when you need a wholesome pick-me-up.

Ding dong, the witch is dead.

#WhyIQuit

A girl bashed her boyfriend for watching Christopher Nolan’s Interstellar. Can you imagine?

I only accept 'K' from my mom.

I did and I regret it to this day as it was totally unintentional.

Congratulations! It means you're part of her colony and she trusts you.

They're all deserving of their mega-viral status.

Back off, mom. Ugh.

My mother and I were walking in Nairobi, when we came across this man who was writhing in pain, sprawled on one of the city’s back streets.

Funny Twitter is all we've got.

And they're not all cats! (But a lot of them are cats.)

*tries to get eight hours sleep in three hours*

I was conscious but paralyzed during surgery.