That seagull is going to go far.

Canada is truly a magical place.

"Please excuse the mess, we just moved in 2 years ago."

"Normalize barking back at dogs when they bark at you."

Putting 2020 in rice.

Well this was a nice mood booster. Wish you’d do one of these every day.

"You deserve two boyfriends."

I'm sorry, the man bought what at a yard sale now??

I hope that dog’s ok, it might be a bad idea to leave them alone in the car, especially if it’s hot outside.

Looooooool thats jokes.

It happens to us all.

Low key spaghetti nachos sounds AMAZING.

And it'll never happen again.

Come on!!!

Jobs: NOW HIRING. Me: *applies*. Jobs: Not you tho

Sbren sbeve.