#1 This ex thought his girlfriend was cheating on him with a guy named Michael

I often think about the time my ex thought I was cheating on him with a craft store pic.twitter.com/wPBsprSrLm

— Christine (@crlockha) March 16, 2019

#2 And this ex was suspicious of Arnold Palmer.

One time i tweeted about how much i liked arnold palmer and my ex was like “…who is that” and i had to explain that it was sweet tea lemonade https://t.co/h4sQOIPYaq

— andrea lyssa (@cANDIE_hearts_) March 18, 2019

#3 This ex wanted his check back

once my ex gave me a check & then got mad before I left the house & wanted it back. I ripped that check up so fast & told him I didn't need that shit…and I was deadass bc I had already deposited it w the mobile pic feature. see, I ain't the fastest but I'm quicker than most!

— B. (@DontWorryBoutB) March 9, 2019

#4 This ex told his new girlfriend that his ex was his aunt

I saw my ex in the mall w his new girl . We spoke to one another . As I’m walking away , I hear her ask him who I was . He said I was his auntie……………. pic.twitter.com/pp6MWrkcCw

— IDontReplyToDMs (@DamnSheBADD__) March 14, 2019

#5 This ex — and his mom — are just the worst

One time my ex boyfriend kissed another girl and his mom knew and she said “ it’s okay, I kiss my friends too don’t worry about it “ I’m sorry WhAt

— karleigh(@karleighEliza) March 17, 2019

#6 This ex is angry and clearly not over it

My ex from high school has text me “Bitch you ain’t shit” every year on March 12 for 11 years (we had some rough times). I could change my number—would still get a text. I didn’t get a text yesterday. Thought he finally got over what we went thru. Nope. Got the text today.

— Asia (She/Her) (@AsiaChloeBrown) March 13, 2019

#7 This ex thought Joanne was one of his girlfriend’s “hoe-ass friends”

One time I told my ex I was gonna go to Joann’s to get stuff for Halloween and he told me he didn’t want me there late because he didn’t like when I hung out with my “hoe ass friends” what is this energy https://t.co/LEwMkl4Kig

— bret (@brettalet) March 17, 2019

#8 This ex told THE DUMBEST lie

This was my favorite story of an ex blatantly lying so… today we are doing a group activity… please respond with your favorite/worst story of an ex lying to you & I’ll be retweeting them throughout the day pic.twitter.com/mJ6pEHCP6Z

— SheRatesDogs (@SheRatesDogs) March 10, 2019

#9 This ex thought his girlfriend was cheating when she was getting her hair done

that's like this one time i spent 3 hours getting my hair done & my ex thought i was cheating bc i didnt text back.https://t.co/9wi5VJ1ope

(@skylaraliyah) March 17, 2019

#10 This ex got mad over a dog

same energy pic.twitter.com/9DRUlG7jqk

— hardR (@prozacfiendd) March 16, 2019

#11 This ex did this douschey prank on Instagram

I remember my ex got mad at me one time that he exposed my number on Instagram and commented it under Jacob Satourious’ pictures and said it was his that’s when i knew i was dealing with a demon

—nubia kristell(@nkristyg) January 3, 2018

#12 This girl’s ex used got to get mad about selfies — now, she’s got a better man

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#13 This ex denied leaving a comment — despite black-and-white proof

one time my ex commented on a girls picture and I sent him the screenshot and he said he didn't "actually physically comment" on her picture

— khlo money (@danyellaxo) December 17, 2015

#14 And finally, this ex left a very, very, very strange comment on Instagram

One time my ex boyfriend commented on my Instagram photo and asked if my husband and I would adopt him. pic.twitter.com/RTDAlRh3iE

— Kayla Clark (@clark_kayla_) April 9, 2017

Via BuzzFeed, Preview photo credit: DamnSheBADD__ / twitter.com