The Bachelor is an American reality television dating game show that debuted on March 25, 2002, on ABC. The show is hosted by Chris Harrison.

1.
Corrine: “I am so excited to see Nick.”
Us: “We are so excited to see Nick … Carter.”
@bachelorburnbk

2.
Corinne’s nanny is the real winner here because she gets a break from having to deal with Corinne
@ammosaysmoo

3.
Find someone who looks at you the way. Nick Viall looks at a girl after she’s puked

@RobynRossTV

4.
Astrid in her flimsy Fabletics bra coming in last but but somehow pulling it off is a metaphor for my life
@Bach_ShitCray

5.
Took 3 days for me to blow up the bouncy house. My lungs are spent! So worth it to provide a fairy tale dream for my Corinne.
@corinnesnanny

6.
Even Reddi Wip is ashamed to be a part of this scene.

@KristenGBaldwin

7.
corrine is my new drunk alter ego name
@MeghanRienks

8.
Me if my name was on the athletic-inspired group date card.

@JillBidenVeep

9.
I hope Nick’s ties keeping getting thinner and thinner. I want him to propose with a strand of angel hair pasta around his neck
@michcoll

10.
“Where’s Corinne?”
“She wasn’t… Reddi”
@BrettSVergara

11.
“What are we?” – Any girl to Nick
(cab pulls up and Nick Opens the door)
@jtrain56

12.
A bunch of Millennial women losing their shit over The Backstreet Boys is the realest shit I have ever seen on reality tv.
@the_rewm

13.
I love hearing people talk about The Bachelor because every episode sounds like what someone did right before you cut them out of your life.
@joshgondelman

14.
When u find a girl who doesn’t have a nanny: #TheBachelor

@EliteDaily

15.
Backstreet Boys: “Am I sexual?”
*Liz appears* Well, gather ’round and let me tell ye the tale of Jade and Tanner’s wedding
@Swainsch

16.
“I’m about to embarrass myself in front of 500 plus people,” says Corinne, who seriously forgets this whole show will air on TV.
@jessgood

17.
Vanesa: *pukes 13 times on a first date and still makes out with Nick*
you: *can’t even get a text back*
@SpencerAlthouse

18.
It figures that someone who calls choreography, “planned dancing” calls Mac & Cheese, “cheese pasta”
@lolbachelor