Chrissy Teigen may currently be making headlines for falling asleep at the Oscars on Sunday night, but that’s not the only hilarious thing she’s known for. She is also the unofficial Queen of Twitter, with 4.47k loyal subjects hanging off her every golden tweet.
The 31-year-old star is a model, mom, wife to singer John Legend, and cooking show personality (just to name a few of her many talents), yet somehow still finds the time to entertain fans with humorous insights – and burn haters with savage comebacks.
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I always have a note in my pocket that says "john did it" just in case I'm murdered because I don't want him to remarry #truelove #tips
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) August 30, 2014
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John when you tell him he looks like Arthur pic.twitter.com/0NW3NDtAb1
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 21, 2017
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I love me pic.twitter.com/Su55DpkrJn
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) January 20, 2017
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Bahahaha loser pic.twitter.com/bYNgxOFM8z
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) January 9, 2017
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I am so lazy I thought about looking at the super moon and decided 2033 isn't even that far away
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 28, 2015
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I just read the theory that snapchat is using filters to sell our facial recognition to the CIA but not even mad because I look soooo cute
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) August 27, 2016
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Basketball commentator said "One guy. Two guys. Three guys!" And I said "ugh that's my dream" and john ignored me per usual
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) December 24, 2016
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2 grammy noms for @johnlegend no one has congratulated me for being the inspiration behind "all of me" without me there is no all of me
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) December 6, 2014
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@chrissyteigen
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When your husband is in Paris but you gotta get your Santa on pic.twitter.com/mZLhUeadPS
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) December 14, 2016
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OH MY GOD 11:11 REALLY IS MAGICAL pic.twitter.com/8iu5MM8DKR
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) January 21, 2015
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People in pain. People need jobs. People need healthcare. People want equality. But let's have a press conference on crowd size. My god.
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) January 21, 2017
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Nothing I could say will piss him off more than the fact I have a black/asian/white baby. Life is grand.
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) January 23, 2017
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i keep going to the fridge for groceries i bought in my dream
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 23, 2017
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Your excuse for shooting an unarmed black therapist is that you meant to shoot the autistic guy with the toy truck? Holy shit.
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) July 22, 2016
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@chrissyteigen
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Have u ever seen a more epic feud pic.twitter.com/LDitpCeaq7
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) November 28, 2016
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@realDonaldTrump that is what happens when your staff hates you. Beyonce's staff are more leakproof than yours.
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 14, 2017
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@chrissyteigen
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I have not put my phone down once today. My hand, it aches. My eyes, dry. My pettiness…my pettiness has somehow maintained its strength
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) January 21, 2017
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— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 27, 2016
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i have not had a sunday this lazy in a long, long time. my body has become the same texture and temperature as this couch. we are one.
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) August 23, 2015
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Hate this macbook relationship. "When do you want to update?" "Later" "later today or later tomorrow?" Oh my god just fucking LATER
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) January 22, 2016
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I like to piss john off all Olympics by going "I could do that" as he watches and I stare at my phone
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) August 15, 2016
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OH SHITTTTTTTTT pic.twitter.com/dsT1vlK7Oj
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 4, 2017
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A paparazzo just dropped off some prints for us at our hotel. very weird but also very kind. Thank u, anon photog! pic.twitter.com/m9nhkoFDim
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) July 29, 2016
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my newborn just looked up at me and said "mommy, why is piers morgan so unequivocally douchy?" i didn't know what to say
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) June 6, 2016
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— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) December 24, 2015
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yikes. don't google "cream pies", google "cream pie recipes"
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) March 5, 2016