#1 This wrapping job:

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#2 This Simpsons cross-over:

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#3 This poor wooden goat:

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#4 This sentence that’ll make your brain short-circuit:

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#5 This takedown:

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#6 This VERY TRUE problem:

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#7 This lyric:

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#8 This little list:

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#9 This Tumblr-specific tune:

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#10 This impatient post:

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#11 This world-changing fact:

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#12 This thing we all do, for some reason:

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#13 These things:

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#14 This movie logic that has bothered me forever:

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#15 Anime Santa:

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#16 This holiday pun:

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#17 This warning:

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#18 This simple solution:

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And finally, this hardcore Icelandic folk tale:

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