1.
HAVE A HOLLY JOLLY CHRISTMAS
IT’S THE BEST TIME OF THE YEAR
I DON’T KNOW IF THERE’LL BE SNOW
BECAUSE THE WEATHER PATTERNS IN THIS REGION ARE HIGHLY UNPREDICTABLE
mintish
2.
i wonder how many candy canes i can fit in my mouth
the answer is 19
dresupi
3.
last christmas i gave you my heart
the very next day i was dead because i literally cannot live without a heart what was i thinking playstation2chainz
And the christmas textposts have begun
madman-in221b
4.
me: for christmas i want a dragon
santa: be realistic
me: ok i want boyfriend
santa: what color do you want your dragon
ikimaru
5.
do you ever just turn your candy canes into prison shanks like…
Perfect for killing my enemies with a little holiday flair
ho-ho-homicide
cassandramaaaae
6.
Me Every day: Slay
Me in December: Sleigh
itsstuckyinmyhead
7.
socks on Christmas
8 year old me: what the fuck I said I wanted toys
me now: *crying* thank you.. thank you sweet christ my feet are always so cold.. so very very cold
ehjaybones
8.
11 months out of the year: life is a trainwreck
in december: life is a polar expresswreck
fluttertree-42
9.
i consider my presence a present. merry christmas everyone
paradisaic
10.
i finished my christmas list i can’t wait
• $ 1,000,000 in cash
• boyfriend
• the souls of those who have displeased me this year
• another boyfriend in case my other one escapes
• money
We need to talk
aileronroll
11.
christmas is so close i can almost smell the mistletoe im not going to be kissed under
/vvierd
12.
sitting on top of the christmas tree because you are the star
megan-mg
13.
(plays the guitar)
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Prospero Ano y Felicidad
(aggressively headbangs)
I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS
I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS
I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS
FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEAAAART
sysiphusdaily
14.
the Irish word for Santa Claus literally translates to “daddy december” and I don’t know how to feel about that
simonstuck493
15.
me buying presents for people: *carelessly spends hundreds of dollars*
me buying something for myself: ehhhh 20 bucks is a little pricey
absentlyabbie
16.
u wake up on christmas morning and go downstairs, full of excitement. somebody is stealing all of your christmas presents. it is jesus. “its my birthday, not yours” he hisses menacingly, then runs away with all your gifts in his arms
heart