1.
*petting a dog*
— common sad girl (@sadgirlkms) May 10, 2017
me: pls cure my depression
dog: bork
me: thanks
2.
me: *stands up*
— morg(s) (@veganshorty) May 17, 2017
my dog: oh word? where we going? pic.twitter.com/H8vJqWArx3
3.
when you ask your dog wtf they're eating and they start chewing faster pic.twitter.com/1MCpGHTJDu
— Medieval Reactions (@MedievalReacts) September 4, 2017
4.
Humans: Okay, so
— Jason Miller (@longwall26) December 20, 2015
Dog Negotiator: Yes
Humans: Uh
Dog Negotiator: Absolutely. We'll do it
Humans: I haven't even
Dog Negotiator: I love you
5.
every morning I ask the dog "the usual?" before pouring her food into her bowl & neither of us thinks it's funny but that's showbiz baby
— dī(ə)ltōn (@lilghosthands) September 10, 2017
6.
5 things i want in life:
— baby (@loyalgaI) May 9, 2017
1. a dog
2. another dog
3. a big house for my dogs
4. parks to walk my dogs
5. a partner who loves dogs
7.
@enjoIras_
8.
Interviewer: u worked in sales before?
— David Hughes (@david8hughes) May 1, 2017
Me: yeah
Interviewer: what's your background?
Me [gets phone out]: picture of my dog eating spaghetti
9.
i put my dog in a shopping cart!! he hated me so much after this he looks so mad at me my poor baby lmao pic.twitter.com/GJiwFpfZdn
— bradlee (@holyfag) September 21, 2017
10.
@datassque
11.
so my pal's dog had a birthday party pic.twitter.com/qaWcV8ALqw
— Dr Granite & Mr Tide (@granitetide) August 29, 2017
12.
Teacher: Why are you late today?
— Stephquees (@SweetestAsshoIe) September 3, 2017
Me: My dog wouldn’t let me get out of bed… pic.twitter.com/oKOHKErPQz
13.
This is my dog realizing hes fting with me & my family because were away on vacay and look how happy he got. pic.twitter.com/ywXpE651iQ
— Edz (@deeeameddie) January 16, 2017
14.
everytime I'm eating a meal pic.twitter.com/sbF68wiPEN
— Texts from my dog (@dogtextings) May 9, 2017
15.
Dog tries to imitate little girl's cartwheel pic.twitter.com/1dK32C825E
— Baby Animals (@BBAnimals) August 22, 2017
16.
@ahmedtwinkie
17.
[2016]
— Erren (@ErrenMichaels) February 25, 2017
*gets rescue dog with the idea that I will excercise more*
[2017]
*dog now also fat*
18.
Now that I have a gorgeous dog I understand the tragic moms who put all their hope into their pageant daughters & discard their own beauty pic.twitter.com/lSocCnfBhx
— Helen, but dead (@hels) July 28, 2017
19.
so my mom accidentally ordered an xs dog bed but he's still grateful.. pic.twitter.com/Lm5rfdIWeL
— pae (@paetonmathes) April 11, 2017
20.
@taylorndean
21.
employer: why do you want a job here?
— princess (@Iolitatbh) May 14, 2017
me: so i can provide for my dog
22.
My favourite subset of internet video is dogs that think their owners are drowning and this one is gold pic.twitter.com/Yiv2MMZHFt
— Alan White (@aljwhite) August 6, 2017
23.
Owner: *pretends to throw ball*
— Sam Melby (@greeneggsnSam12) February 25, 2017
Dog: *runs after it, comes back*
Owner: *takes ball from behind his back*
Dog: pic.twitter.com/WzqMYPvFyG