1. This changes the game in the service industry.
paulwelsey
2. October 20, 2031 — mark your calendars now!
Perniciousus
3. Humans are the OG USB drives.
agentofkhaose
4. Cats get 18 chances, unfair.
HitsLeBlunt
5. This feels like a personal attack.
savagerealm
6. What a beautiful surprise it would be if they didn’t know.
saarah_schultz
7. Call your parents and tell them you love them.
gillianandersons
8. This both reduces my anxiety and raises it drastically.
fortheloveofhulk
9. How much BBQ sauce did they add before they gave up?
heart
10. *Stares off into the distance as I vacuum up crushed potato chips off the carpet*
SophisticatedSkink
11. Thank goodness someone corrected the mistake.
connorsrockinbooty
12. At least I’m having something healthy with my fries.
KoloskiCrew
13. This makes me question how often I should really wash my towels.
ibekweChristop3
14. This question will ruin friendships.
NateTheMemeyBoi
15. There doesn’t need to be any more research done on this, thank you very much.
egg-with-a-butt
16. It’s probably best to just never invite me to do anything, ever.
The_Obsessives
17. Well, now I can’t sleep.
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18. This one is the hardest to say out loud.
KrantzLuke
19. Your mouth will never be the same.
BuLaTh134
20. The age old question: Which came first, the bird house, or the birdhouse?
bravingposts
21. At least they’re being scientific about it.
incorrectwhydontwequotes
22. As Isaac Newton once said.
ash-la-trash
23. You will never be able to unread this.
acappellaheffalumps
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