1. Important questions

innercove

2. Asshole turkeys

pinterest

3. The perfect pickup line

louciopathinaninvisibleempire

4. Drive-thru magic
Next Window Please

sirspikesalot

5. Wrong-number texts
I love tumblr messenger

thomassanders

6. Dirty talk

ffrankcastle

7. Delicious soup

gag

8. The best impulsive buy in history
Me irl

reddit

9. Silent G’s

reddit

10. Mysterious Mott’s

legalwifi

11. Sex jams

thisishangingrockcomics

12. Classic jokes

imgur

13. NACHO ICEBOUND

joshpeckofficial

14. Grandpa’s sugar

onsizzle

15. Flirtin’ with disaster

bragged

16. Tired, tired fingers

reddit

17. Goblin man

itsdansheehan

18. Dad’s new ‘do

19. Pretty snakes

toocooltobehipster

20. The obvious order of events

pleated-jeans

21. So much sand

straightboyfriend

22. Me

strike-commander-morrison

23. Sexy nuts

homoboyfriend

24. Freedom

microsoftbob

25. Bath selfies

lolsnaps

26. Pedestrian majors

27. Job references

laurlaurrdraws

28. Andrew’s bad day
Andrew sucks too.

IKOIKO8

29. Banana lust
I went on a date today

whitelinesandversace

30. And finally…nothing

doulosiesous