#1 These two were completely subtle and didn’t draw attention to themselves whatsoever

my sister saw two unaccompanied little children in a trench coat giggling amongst themselves yesterday and i am absolutely howling pic.twitter.com/Q3emyEDxgN

— royse (@Roysenotes) April 15, 2019

#2 This avid Peppa Pig fan

I FaceTimed my baby brother (3 y/o) and he was speaking with a British accent. I was like wth is going on My daddy was like this damn Peppa Pig got this boy acting a fool

— a$hley da Gr8 (@ASHHurance_) February 21, 2019

#3 This son simply offered a different perspective

my son saw a cemetery and said “that’s where they plant ghosts”

— Meaghan O'Connell (@meaghano) February 18, 2019

#4 This daughter who’s a revolutionary in the making!!!!!!!!!!

So my daughter sent home the best camp letter ever. pic.twitter.com/pBC4fyj3gn

— Jeffrey Lazarus (@jlazarus001) June 19, 2018

#5 This kid was a master of stealth

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#6 This morbid, morbid child

My daughter asked me how to spell my name so she can write it down, then hands this to me. Y’all………. tell me this isn’t a grave pic.twitter.com/vH0hQMRCUm

— Asia Leigh (@asialbx) October 24, 2017

#7 This daughter who did, indeed, have an “emergency”

My daughter called me into the bathroom for an “emergency” only for me to find this. These kids don’t respect my timepic.twitter.com/l2oZCxVhRw

— Aisha R Pandor (@aishapandor) April 18, 2019

#8 This son who’s smart and needed us to know

My son got his report card today and academically he did well but his teacher wrote a note specifying “ he needs to use kind words with friends “ . I asked him about it and he said “ My friends are dumb and they need to know “

—(@PurestInNoSense) March 24, 2018

#9 This multi-Christmas advocate

I was arguing with my husband and my son screamed "yay! TWO christmases!" from the other room.

— JennyPentland (@JennyPentland) May 6, 2017

#10 This future lawyer

My daughter actually submitted this feedback at school. Not sure if I should ground her or buy her ice cream… pic.twitter.com/4v8Gjb9riv

— Mason Cross (@MasonCrossBooks) May 25, 2017

#11 This kid who can’t seem to ~mask~ his love for fictional serial killers

my cousin has a michael myers mask and he can’t stop wearing it pic.twitter.com/kzvog7VhKA

— gis (@GIZZZYO) February 25, 2019

#12 This daughter had an unsettling realization

My daugjter just ruined Toy Story for ever. She said if one of the toys died Andy wouldnt know and he'd carry on playing with its corpse

— Baron Stigmund (@stiggib3) July 1, 2018

#13 This kid posed what is a very pressing question in the youth community

My daughter just asked me if the word encyclopedia comes from the word Wikipedia.

— hend amry (@LibyaLiberty) April 17, 2019

#14 This future journalist who conducted quite the riveting interview with her cat

My kid did an interview with her cat pic.twitter.com/PCdnBTiRNs

— Paul Duane (@MrPaulDuane) December 4, 2017

#15 This kid’s search history

So my dad decided to check the history on my 8 year old brothers ipad… watch till the end pic.twitter.com/K8fdP5EyGm

— Ashleigh Wilson(@ashleighjwil) February 24, 2019

#16 This lil’ prankster

My little brother is ridiculous pic.twitter.com/ngH6XjWMQ3

— jeff (@jeffmarcelfie) April 5, 2016

#17 This kid reenforced her political agenda

Having studied my habits and preferences, my daughter hacked my attention this morning for her political agenda pic.twitter.com/GPlS3gSj5S

— Brendan Greeley (@bhgreeley) March 21, 2018

#18 And lastly, this inspirational quote

My 11-year old's birthday card to me. #blessed pic.twitter.com/URbZEQmmQa

— Brian Sack (@brian_sack) October 5, 2015

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