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The truest sign of age is when you’re asked what you want for the holidays and you honestly respond “I could always use more socks.”
behindyourback / Via twitter.com
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I’ve never lied to anyone else as baldly as when I just said to myself: “Maybe some fun new socks will cheer me up!”
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Me at 23:
Shots shots shots shots shots shots
Shots shots shots shots shots
Shots shots shots shots shots
Me at 33:
Socks socks socks socks socks socks
Socks socks socks socks socks
Socks socks socks socks socks
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I don’t trust kids. why would I ever trust somebody who doesn’t want socks for Christmas
jonnysun / Via twitter.com
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Purgatory is stepping in water in the kitchen but feeling too lazy to get another pair of socks
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There’s a girl in barre class who won’t wear socks even though it’s mandatory, I am certain she hates vaccinations too
mindykaling / Via twitter.com
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pattymo / Via twitter.com
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YES I sleep in my socks
if the monster under my bed wants to see these precious little feets then he’s gonna have to Venmo me just like everyone else
verybestof_me / Via twitter.com
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I’M SORRY MOMMA/I DIDN’T MEAN TO HURT YOU/I DIDN’T MEAN TO MAKE YOU CRY BUT TONIGHT I’M CLEANING OUT MY SOCK DRAWER
mountain_goats / Via twitter.com
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MY PARENTS AT 33: “With a third child on the way, we should move into a house with more room, even if we both have to get second jobs to afford it.”
ME AT 33: “I’m cold, but I don’t really feel like putting on socks.”
MikeDrucker / Via twitter.com
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A sock I thought I lost in the laundry just fell out of me in the TSA body scan. It’s not much, but it’s something.
aparnapkin / Via twitter.com
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I had this signal in college: if there was a sock on the door, it meant I forgot how to put on socks
meganamram / Via twitter.com
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friend from high school: i am married and own a house & summer home
me: i ordered a 24-pack of socks from amazon to do laundry less often
bobvulfov / Via twitter.com
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In my apartment sometimes I’m like “I want to wear socks,” but other times I’m like, “I don’t want to wear socks.” Welcome to reality.
bridger_w / Via twitter.com
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