#1

BLOODTHRSTYXBBY / Via twitter.com

#2

yazisAlright / Via twitter.com

#3

brwnbabe_ / Via twitter.com

#4

dawg i was 13 changing the HTML codes on my tumblr page like i was a 2000s movie teen hacker but now i can’t be even spell ecxel

— t*na (@puppyporunga) December 7, 2019

#5

Took Me Eleven Minutes to do That Thing I've Been Avoiding for Three Months: A Memoir

— Kimberly King Parsons (@kkingparsons) December 9, 2019

#6

I like men who are on twitter because it shows me that they can read

— Erica (@eerrriiicaa) December 8, 2019

#7

nature documentary: you now have an emotional attachment to this crab
me: ok
documentary: do u promise to love him
me: yes of course
documentary: THE CRAB IS NOW IN MORTAL PERIL
me:

— Tricia Rae Pendergrast (@traependergrast) March 10, 2019

#8

I saw a girl post her Spotify top artists on her Instagram story with the caption “so accurate”. Like yeah it’s accurate… it’s literally data

— (@manster_mash) December 5, 2019

#9

notlipglosse / Via twitter.com

#10

dumbest bit*h award goes to me pic.twitter.com/SpZdj6HUzZ

— Jada (@JADAEDW) December 2, 2019

#11

“This is some fu*kin National Geographic sh*t” pic.twitter.com/dhVObeWRhz

— Kye (@GxldSociety) December 8, 2019

#12

Y’all….. why would my kid say this pic.twitter.com/c8u41FQdBl

— elayne (@elameeee) December 3, 2019

#13

extremely powerful email to the Vice scams tip line pic.twitter.com/B1vhl4coyn

— Anna Merlan (@annamerlan) December 8, 2019

#14

Get u a mans that can open a beer with anythingpic.twitter.com/hrlUuhURtc

— Stephanie (@xoxostephhhhh) December 3, 2019

#15

annabrandberg / Via twitter.com

#16

ceIestiaIs / Via twitter.com

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