#1

Hi mom. Can you come pick me up he has a five in one body wash.

— Yesika Salgado (@YesikaStarr) October 13, 2019

#2

*watching the Joker movie*
(under breath) …i could fix him

— Tami (@TamiDaBushPilot) October 9, 2019

#3

oh my god pic.twitter.com/RTuiHSl8cW

— babyfat (@OWWIEZ) October 8, 2019

#4

Halloween 2019 pic.twitter.com/wyj97WYyV5

— spooky balez bear grillz (@hellzbalez) October 7, 2019

#5

Hi we were recording for our chem video and this happened pic.twitter.com/DTAKcek67o

— theera (@theera_29) October 11, 2019

#6

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#7

a girl in the coffee shop i’m working from has just said to her friend ‘imagine a hot veg smoothie’ and i’m wondering how to break it to her that soup exists

— Dayna McAlpine (@daynamcalpine_) October 8, 2019

#8

Me: I won’t drink tonight guys I promise

Also me: pic.twitter.com/FBlzOY2NjZ

— g (@gisellecastro_) October 12, 2019

#9

Keanu Reeves was at Ali Wong’s show yesterday & tried to sit in the normal people seats until an usher and lady came to reseat him probably to a better seat bc he’s Keanu Reeves. He prob could have just gotten a free VIP seat but he just went on ticketmaster himself like a normal

— Helen Kim (@hlnkim) October 6, 2019

#10

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#11

A vanilla latte w soy milk is technically a 3 bean soup but none of yall are ready to talk about that huh??

— kels (@Keally22) October 10, 2019

#12

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#13

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#14

just remembered that multiple people see my side profile every day pic.twitter.com/NtPXL6Vdiq

— emma (@emamma_mia) October 13, 2019

#15

all US history is just deep lore for the American Girl historical series canon

— spider (@BUGPOSTING) October 9, 2019

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