#1

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#2

Nobody:

The waiter at Olive Garden: pic.twitter.com/DlG71Ug65l

— mamacita. (@lenarios27) November 11, 2019

#3

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#4

So my husband took me on a paint date and I- pic.twitter.com/ezaaWY1kIN

— Madame Rose (@yunnierose) November 16, 2019

#5

So I tried finessing this guy into sharing his Disney+ account with me and this is what he sends me pic.twitter.com/KLcF6Q3CfF

— Beanie Babie (@BabieBazile) November 14, 2019

#6

Millennials venmoing the same $20 back and forth until one of us dies. pic.twitter.com/mVdtysafc2

— Katie Maraghy (@KatieMaraghy) November 16, 2019

#7

To my writer friends. Just keep going. I was rejected over 48 times before I got my 49th rejection.

— Nathalie Antonia! (@natsantonia) November 11, 2019

#8

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#9

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#10

“You keep smiling at your phone, what are you looking at?”

“…nothing…” pic.twitter.com/i2jR1w5AFP

— punkin (@reinecitrouille) November 16, 2019

#11

This is what happens when you leave your car window open for 15 minutes in the wrong neighborhood pic.twitter.com/a3HYMnTuPd

— elatticus (@elatticus) November 11, 2019

#12

This email finds me suffering actually but thank u

— Sophie (@jil_slander) November 15, 2019

#13

me coming back to the party after i just threw up in the bathroom pic.twitter.com/nsH4z6PPP3

— ♡ (@kaylasheagg) November 16, 2019

#14

carrie bradshaw will be like “They were the perfect heel…for the perfect date…with the perfect man” and the shoes look like this pic.twitter.com/6q7jVPjTFo

— helena (@freshhel) November 15, 2019

#15

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#16

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